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17 Mar 13
Originally posted by SuzianneSo?
So?
Jealous you didn't find it first?
Or did all the "fu-fu" get in the way?
nothing
Jealous you didn't find it first?
think I "found" it in high school english grade 9 or 10...many decades ago.
Or did all the "fu-fu" get in the way?
yup
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Originally posted by Suzianne... hello miss poetess suzi dickinson, and what a pleasurable, missionary saint paddy's day we're all having with you abored our homemade dinghy on the still limp river limpopo, which always gets runny lime green on this historic day. now to your burning question: yup, our 'r' [uppa and lowa case] became silent as lo-cal assemblies and sinagogue and mosq mice ~o, ~o, ~o wespectively evah since the brits insisted stuff shld bee backwards ['bigger's pronounced 'bigga' but 'africa's 'pronounced 'afriker'] and their babies' bahston accent came out da oven as 'one pahks one's cah' in the 'pahking lot' @ hahvahd yahd. bye,
I've always heard them called "fru-fru".
I assumed, you know, because of the fruit?
17 Mar 13
Originally posted by Suzianne... not even friendly jalapeño kitties are allowed to waste the village's hard come by papier. you probably haven't been here long enuff to learn the ropes: sacred, tall trees are only cut down to supply the lumber needed for chess figures and two seater canoes. pls try to comply. bye,
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17 Mar 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyYou're not allowed to cut down the trees anymore.
... not even friendly jalapeño kitties are allowed to waste the village's hard come by papier. you probably haven't been here long enuff to learn the ropes: sacred, tall trees are only cut down to supply the lumber needed for chess figures and two seater canoes. pls try to comply. bye,
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We have to live in them because the banks have
repossessed all the caves.
The only trickle down economics we get now is the rain.
17 Mar 13
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodythe village's only italian uncle, marty tadone's motto is 'you a keep a movin, but a not a too much,
You're not allowed to cut down the trees anymore.
We have to live in them because the banks have
repossessed all the caves.
The only trickle down economics we get now is the rain.
just a enuffa for that a guy in a red cape to a know you are a of a the quick and not of the a dead!'
you a bad a month his trees and a you will be wearing seamented high heel shoes at a the bahtum
of de wet river limpopo with a jelly fish, sea horseys, nubile murmaids and assordid seefood. piece,
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyDon't forget the vultures. They build nests in trees and are like the "Red Caped One", closely watching for any signs of life before moving in.
the village's only italian uncle, marty tadone's motto is 'you a keep a movin, but a not a too much,
just a enuffa for that a guy in a red cape to a know you are a of a the quick and not of the a dead!'
you a bad a month his trees and a you will be wearing seamented high heel shoes at a the bahtum
of de wet river limpopo with a jelly fish, sea horseys, nubile murmaids and assordid seefood. piece,
18 Mar 13
Originally posted by Great Big Steesfor your information, my good man, there weren't any red caped vultures back in the day along the happy banks of the winding river limpopo, nary a one. you see, their diet hadn't yet evolved to the carrion of putrefying human flesh. nope, those wicked birds ate pepsi bottle caps until the village vending machine malfunctioned and exploded one christmas night.
Don't forget the vultures. They build nests in trees and are like the "Red Caped One", closely watching for any signs of life before moving in.
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyLuckily for them that they were able, in what seems like a relatively short time, to evolve from a Pepsi bottle cap diet to a more protein filled one. Bottle caps eh? It's no wonder they have that pained expression on their beaks. Those caps had to have hurt coming out after all the nutrients were extracted by their nutrient extracting organs.
for your information, my good man, there weren't any red caped vultures back in the day along the happy banks of the winding river limpopo, nary a one. you see, their diet hadn't yet evolved to the carrion of putrefying human flesh. nope, those wicked birds ate pepsi bottle caps until the village vending machine malfunctioned and exploded one christmas night.
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Originally posted by Great Big Steespls, you're in polite company. indelicate words such as 'organs' and derivatives have always been frowned upon (with such users even banned when previous warnings were ignored). we had planned to discuss village provisions for sleeping and daily ablutions but regret to advise that you're not quite ready.
Luckily for them that they were able, in what seems like a relatively short time, to evolve from a Pepsi bottle cap diet to a more protein filled one. Bottle caps eh? It's no wonder they have that pained expression on their beaks. Those caps had to have hurt coming out after all the nutrients were extracted by their nutrient extracting organs.
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18 Mar 13
The post that was quoted here has been removedShe wants her own toilet,
she wants her own bed.
I have personal issues
she said.
None shall dissuade her,
none shall win out.
If you try to reason,
you'll receive such a clout.
Five stars are what she requires,
send that message down the wires.
Hot and cold running water too,
and lots of paper in the loo.