~guys and ~gals in the cave

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Say you do latch onto some winners there don't you? 🙂

Why do you think I'm single ha ha ha ha.

They won't take me alive.

I got rid of one. I'm not looking for another.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well that explains this woman I picked out of the river. She was battling a monsterous croc who, by the way, she dispatched with ease. You know if she was #3 I might have held onto her and used her as a bodyguard. Now that I've "saved" her is she now mine?

omg, omg, gbs now actually thinks he's saved her...
next thing he'll do is change his name to great big god
or gbg, for short, when he writes checks to johnny.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
omg, omg, gbs now actually thinks he's saved her...
next thing he'll do is change his name to great big god
or gbg, for short, when he writes checks to johnny.

GBG don't need to write no stinkin cheques.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
GBG don't need to write no stinkin cheques.

you should probably go downtown to henrietta's credit union. etta has earned quite a reputation for helping the destitute and downtrodden who don't even have a pantry to keep their spam in or even any previously owned tea baggies to brew a cuppa in the morn or any asparagus to make chowdah, so they trundle off to bed without having ettie a dingling thing. she may help you, gbg.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
you should probably go downtown to henrietta's credit union. etta has earned quite a reputation for helping the destitute and downtrodden who don't even have a pantry to keep their spam in or even any previously owned tea baggies to brew a cuppa in the morn or any asparagus to make chowdah, so they trundle off to bed without having ettie a dingling thing. she may help you, gbg.

As I'm quite capable of looking after getting the spirits for the "group" embedded next to the mighty Limpopo the pantry is full. We may have to have someone build another one to accomodate my "haul" from the current expedition.

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exactly h o w m a n y t r e e s did gbg chop down in your precious garden [to build a 'stand up seating only' canoe, so that he could steal away by moo light in the stinkin meadow he calls home to pilfer the lovely homes of the nice people who reside in grace by the other bank of the once exceptional river limpopo]? it'll never clean up good again since gbg and his 23 ragged edgy muffin children and dowdy wife moved in.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
exactly h o w m a n y t r e e s did gbg chop down in your precious garden [to build a 'stand up seating only' canoe, so that he could steal away by moo light in the stinkin meadow he calls home to pilfer the lovely homes of the nice people who reside in grace by the other bank of the once exceptional river limpopo]? it'll never clean up good again since gbg and his 23 ragged edgy muffin children and dowdy wife moved in.
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It's very important to have transport to get to
the off licence. ( liquor store ).


I saw a funny sign on facebook.
It was over the door of a bar in
some city in America.

It read:

Sammy's topless bar
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody

It's very important to have transport to get to
the off licence. ( liquor store ).


I saw a funny sign on facebook.
It was over the door of a bar in
some city in America.

It read:

Sammy's topless bar
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear.

"Sammy's topless bar
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear"

... and a little side action
on the side, on 'cat on a hot
tin roof' summer nights.
.

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Fear not drownedgal I saved the leaves. 🙂

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Well that explains two things for me 1) why the hills, on the north side of the west branch of the Limpopo, seem alive musically and 2) Why my, lovely, wife keeps insisting that I call her Your Majesty when she has on the sash that reads "U of L homecoming queen 1958".


She told me she was born in 1952, how could that be?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees

Well that explains two things for me 1) why the hills, on the north side of the west branch of the Limpopo, seem alive musically and 2) Why my, lovely, wife keeps insisting that I call her Your Majesty when she has on the sash that reads "U of L homecoming queen 1958".


She told me she was born in 1952, how could that be?

... sash that reads "U of GBG homecoming queenie bee 1958", you mean.