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no1marauder
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Originally posted by Nordlys
Why are you so against short-little-toed players? Do they somehow hurt your long-toed ego?
Um... Just for your information, I am short-little-toed. It's a self-loathing thing. 😞

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Originally posted by stevetodd
No I checked she is female (I didn't look up her skirt I looked at her past postings and found angie saying 'she' (referring to her) bought me an ice cream. Although I don't believe it adds any weight to the arguement it certainly dismisses all the nasty reasons why someone (a guy) would object
"Angie" is actually a bricklayer from Arkansas called Ray.

She sent a highly-paid, highly-trained actress to the London meet up.

That actress can currently be seen in London's West End and is rumoured to be shooting scenes for "Bible: The Movie" with Leonardo Di Caprio.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Um... Just for your information, I am short-little-toed. It's a self-loathing thing. 😞
Thanks for the information. I don't believe it adds any weight to the argument, but I can understand you a little better now. If I were you, I would loathe myself, too.

no1marauder
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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thanks for the information. I don't believe it adds any weight to the argument, but I can understand you a little better now. If I were you, I would loathe myself, too.
At least when I get banned it's not for unimaginative profanity.

Loser.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
At least when I get banned it's not for unimaginative profanity.

Loser.
Yes, for some reason your unimaginative profanity always seems to be ignored by the moderators. Are you paying them?

Hoddypeak.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes, for some reason your unimaginative profanity always seems to be ignored by the moderators. Are you paying them?

Hoddypeak.
Don't be catty; that's exactly why they put you gals in the separate tournaments.

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Eek. Somehow my whimsy seems inappropriate now it has all turned nasty.

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Originally posted by dottewell
"Angie" is actually a bricklayer from Arkansas called Ray.

She sent a highly-paid, highly-trained actress to the London meet up.

That actress can currently be seen in London's West End and is rumoured to be shooting scenes for "Bible: The Movie" with Leonardo Di Caprio.
How did you find out? 😞

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How did you find out? 😞
Contacts, Dave, contacts.

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Russ told me that he can't change the code to bounce males out of the Ladies tournament. So he asked me if I wanted to continue to run the tournaments as stated or delete them entirely?

Well, I've been a chess promoter for 30 years and I wanted to do something special for the female RHP members. I rather liked the idea of promoting a women's tournament. They have women's tournaments everywhere else, so why not here?

I don't think we should let one or two guys ruin the fun for the girls. So the tournament is on.

Since it IS a tournament for the ladies, I'm expecting to buy two t-shirts for whoever the lady winners are. I, like Russ, can not keep guys from entering the ladies tournament, but if they say they are ladies then that's good enough for me. 😉

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Originally posted by arrakis
Russ told me that he can't change the code to bounce males out of the Ladies tournament. So he asked me if I wanted to continue to run the tournaments as stated or delete them entirely?

Well, I've been a chess promoter for 30 years and I wanted to do something special for the female RHP members. I rather liked the idea of promoting a women's tournament. T ...[text shortened]... the ladies tournament, but if they say they are ladies then that's good enough for me. 😉
Let the ladies sort it out between themselves. They'll know who's who.

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Yes. Let them organize a period quiz or something to see through the frauds.

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Originally posted by buffalobill
Let the ladies sort it out between themselves. They'll know who's who.
Look at the situation deeper:

If a guy actually won the event it would come up in his profile! Winning the "2006 LADIES OPEN"!!?

What real man would want something like THAT on his permanent record?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Look at the situation deeper:

If a guy actually won the event it would come up in his profile! Winning the "2006 LADIES OPEN"!!?

What real man would want something like THAT on his permanent record?
A person at our club specilizes in making t-shirts with chess opponent pictures on them. Some photoshop i'm guessing. I've seen some really cool ones which he made. We had this match going on between a Master and WGM and we were trying to make them bet something on the match result. IF he lost, he would have to wear a dress to the next tourney, and if she lost she would shave her head.

He almost made a t-shirt of her with a shaved head but back off because it would scar her for life.

Just a thought to humilate the winner if they are not ladies.

T-shirt, Picture of them or name, some girl saying etc...

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Originally posted by arrakis
Look at the situation deeper:

If a guy actually won the event it would come up in his profile! Winning the "2006 LADIES OPEN"!!?

What real man would want something like THAT on his permanent record?
I am sure Xanthos would be delighted. It fits perfectly for the leader of The Lesbian Watersports Enthusiasts.

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