A story about heaven.
Atheist gets to heaven and St Peter greets him...
- Peter: welcome atheist
- Atheist wow I didn’t expect THIS!
- Peter: I bet you didn’t LOL. I need to take you in by the side entrance if that’s ok?
- Atheist: why?
- Peter: well you lot aren’t really expected by the others so we’ve created a little party for you until they get used to the idea
- Atheist: (looks over Peter’s shoulder) who’s that little group over there on their own
- Peter: that’s the JWs, we keep them away from everyone as they think they are the only ones here.
@divegeester saidNice one. Then if thats the case there will be hundreds of little separate Christian groups, 2 groups for Islam [extremists and rest of Islam], and one big group for Hindus, Buddhists, Atheists and the rest of the world.
A story about heaven.
Atheist gets to heaven and St Peter greets him...
- Peter: welcome atheist
- Atheist wow I didn’t expect THIS!
- Peter: I bet you didn’t LOL. I need to take you in by the side entrance if that’s ok?
- Atheist: why?
- Peter: well you lot aren’t really expected by the others so we’ve created a little party for you until they get used to the ...[text shortened]...
- Peter: that’s the JWs, we keep them away from everyone as they think they are the only ones here.
01 Nov 20
According to the God of the Bible only those that believe that Jesus died for their sins will go to heaven.
All others, according to the Bible, will be separated from the life of God, (the only life there is) and spend eternity in outer darkness.
There are just two groups of people. The saved, and the unsaved.
01 Nov 20
@secondson saidAccording to Jesus nobody goes to heaven And no man hath ascended up to heaven .. (John 3:13 KJV). You cannot even get that right how can you get more complex doctrines right.
According to the God of the Bible only those that believe that Jesus died for their sins will go to heaven.
All others, according to the Bible, will be separated from the life of God, (the only life there is) and spend eternity in outer darkness.
There are just two groups of people. The saved, and the unsaved.
01 Nov 20
@rajk999 saidJohn 14:2,3
According to Jesus nobody goes to heaven And no man hath ascended up to heaven .. (John 3:13 KJV). You cannot even get that right how can you get more complex doctrines right.
In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
I suppose you think you'll be confined to the surface of the earth in the kingdom of God forever?
Your argument that no one goes to heaven is narrow minded and ignorant.
@secondson saidNothing about heaven in that reference. You inserted 'heaven'. You are a product of years of indoctrination by the church, and you hold on to the stupid doctrines of man going to heaven and sinners going to hell to be tormented forever, plus other nonsensical teachings too numerous to mention.
John 14:2,3
In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
I suppose you think you'll be confined to the surface of the earth in the kingdom of God forever?
Your argument that no one goes to heaven is narrow minded and ignorant.
Nobody is confined to the surface of the earth forever, neither is anyone gong to heaven. That is what narrow-minded is. Hold on to two options drilled into your head by the church.
These events are clearly stated in the bible. Jesus returns with his saints and rules on the earth for 1000 yrs, Thereafter the final home of the righteous is in the New Jerusalem. There is no going to heaven business in the bible. That is a figment of the imagination of early church elders.. those are the narrow minded and ignorant ones... much like you.
02 Nov 20
@rajk999 saidI imagine the Shia snd the Sunnis will be surprised to see each other as well
Nice one. Then if thats the case there will be hundreds of little separate Christian groups, 2 groups for Islam [extremists and rest of Islam], and one big group for Hindus, Buddhists, Atheists and the rest of the world.
02 Nov 20
@secondson saidThere is no eternity outside of God so how will this place be maintained?
All others, according to the Bible, will be separated from the life of God, (the only life there is) and spend eternity in outer darkness.
02 Nov 20
@kevcvs57 saidHitler and his victims also...
I imagine the Shia snd the Sunnis will be surprised to see each other as well
02 Nov 20
@divegeester saidI’m telling you now ‘it’s all gonna kick off’ no wonder they’ve got door staff.
Hitler and his victims also...
02 Nov 20
@kevcvs57 saidEverybody lives, or everybody dies.
I’m telling you now ‘it’s all gonna kick off’ no wonder they’ve got door staff.
02 Nov 20
@divegeester saidObviously you don't know one way or the other since that is a blatant contradiction of what God has said. You haven't a shred of scriptural evidence to support your notion.
Everybody lives, or everybody dies.