Dive is fake, pt. 2

@indonesia-phil said
If you were in the room, dear chap, I'd look you straight in the eye, and buy you a beer.

Cool. But don’t look at me for an indication of what being a Christian looks like, especially not in the RHP forums.

@divegeester said
Cool. But don’t look at me for an indication of what being a Christian looks like, especially not in the RHP forums.

I know what Christians look like, they look like everybody else, except they're Christians.

@indonesia-phil said
I know what Christians look like, they look like everybody else, except they're Christians.

And have a higher chance of wearing a cardigan.

@indonesia-phil said
I know what Christians look like, they look like everybody else, except they're Christians.

Wrong. In a random disaster, car crash, assistance to the needy etc, the Christians are the ones fleeing the scene and refusing to help. They are told by the church that doing that is trying to earn their salvation. However in a church event eg fundraiser, helping the poor drive, etc, they are present because that is for the Lord, and that earns them brownie points with God.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
And have a higher chance of wearing a cardigan.

In the case of the JWs, its the umbrella.

@rajk999 said
In the case of the JWs, its the umbrella.

Or with Mormons it’s a backpack

@divegeester said
Or with Mormons it’s a backpack

Generally speaking though, you chaps always have a tambourine somewhere on your person.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Generally speaking though, you chaps always have a tambourine somewhere on your person.

I gather that there is no onus on believers in Christ to play the tambourine because they are "eternally redeemed" regardless. But if they do good with a tambourine there is Reward.

@fmf said
I gather that there is no onus on believers in Christ to play the tambourine because they are "eternally redeemed" regardless. But if they do good with a tambourine there is Reward.

Maybe they get a free cardigan.

@chaney3 said
There is NOTHING about divegeester that would suggest he is a Christian.

In fact, he is normally a cruel poster who satan would be proud of.

Dive, you're a fraud, and I'm calling you out.

I stand firm to this truth.

@chaney3 said
I stand firm to this truth.

I think 'standing' is a bit of an exaggeration.

(Unless you are propped up by something).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I think 'standing' is a bit of an exaggeration.

(Unless you are propped up by something).

Sorry Ghost, but I'm finding all you are good for is a weak joke.

Suzianne likes you, but you generally bring nothing to the Spirituality Forum. How could you?

@chaney3 said
Sorry Ghost, but I'm finding all you are good for is a weak joke.

Suzianne likes you, but you generally bring nothing to the Spirituality Forum. How could you?

And what are you "bringing to the forum"?

@suzianne said
And what are you "bringing to the forum"?

The truth, and you know it.

@Rajk999

Lord, and that earns them brownie points with God.

You are exactly the LAST person around here to criticize another about earning "brownie points" with God.