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On other ("competitive"😉 chess site I am playing some lather games, and have just started a few.

My opponent made his 1st move and send introducing message:

"en light of what's going on in the world today, if you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviur i urge you to do so."

I answered:

me: "thanks, good luck; first thing in the morning"

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Originally posted by vandervelde
On other ("competitive"😉 chess site I am playing some lather games, and have just started a few.

My opponent made his 1st move and send introducing message:

"en light of what's going on in the world today, if you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviur i urge you to do so."

I answered:

me: "thanks, good luck; first thing in the morning"
So what did you do?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
So what did you do?
I'd have moved 1. Na6 and added "I fear no evil"

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Originally posted by coquette
I'd have moved 1. Na6 and added "I fear no evil"
You mean 1...Na6 😉

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Originally posted by vandervelde
On other ("competitive"😉 chess site I am playing some lather games, and have just started a few.

My opponent made his 1st move and send introducing message:

"en light of what's going on in the world today, if you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviur i urge you to do so."

I answered:

me: "thanks, good luck; first thing in the morning"
Ask your opponent to resign so you can properly devote youself to your salvation.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
On other ("competitive"😉 chess site I am playing some lather games, and have just started a few.

My opponent made his 1st move and send introducing message:

"en light of what's going on in the world today, if you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviur i urge you to do so."

I answered:

me: "thanks, good luck; first thing in the morning"
So are you now enlightened?

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Maybe I was rude...

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no way you are practically my disciple and I canny spell

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Maybe I was rude...
I've always believed that when you first "meet" someone, until you get to know them, there are some things you hold off talking about and religion is top of the list.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I've always believed that when you first "meet" someone, until you get to know them, there are some things you hold off talking about and religion is top of the list.
Especially if you're an atheist.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Especially if you're an atheist.
They can be as dogmatic as a believer I think. It's the "show me group" who should be the target for the ones wanting to convert, either way.

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I'm an atheist, and that's the gods honest truth.

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I knew a guy once who couldn't spell; spent his whole life wondering if there was a dog.

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Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
I knew a guy once who couldn't spell; spent his whole life wondering if there was a dog.
Oh bro. Butchered joke. It's:
Did you hear what happened to the Insomniac Dyslexic Agnostic?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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