23 Feb 09
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Originally posted by JigtieA lady once went to her doctor. He asked her "What seems to be the problem, mylady?" She answered shyly "My big toes." "Yes, what about them?" "They itch!" "Both of them?" "No, right between them." 😞
I swear there are some mighty sensitive people in this place. Seriously. I
didn't use any word that'a usually considered offensive. I wonder how
these people go to the doctor:
"Uh, so I have a... well, it's my... uhm..."
"Yes?"
"Well, see... I can't say the word... but it's uh..."
"[censored]?"
"Don't use that word!"
"Why? It's a very cute and har sive to anyone."
"I will have you BANNED for saying that!!!"
"😕"
I hate when mothers refer to their daughters [cencored] by "down there". It actually has a name!
23 Feb 09
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Originally posted by PinkFloydAnd not any woman she was, but his brothers wife. Who want s*x with her? Mr Onan didn't want to do so so he 'spat his seed' elsewere. And god became angry.
I think you have misinterpreted Mr. Onan and his sin. See, Onan wasn't punished for "self-abuse"; he was punished for spitting his seed upon the ground rather than into the female beside him at the time.
Oh dear. The eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt spit your seed where it belongs, or else..."
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by NemesioIm roman catholic.
Then you are not (Roman) Catholic. Roman Catholics are not permitted to
decide for themselves that which is and is not a sin. The Church is the
authoritative arbiter of sin for its faithful. If you claim to reject a definitive
teaching of the Church, then you are in fact not a (Roman) Catholic as you
claim. It's not for you to define what constitutes a member of the Church,
but them.
Nemesio
However, I don't think combatcarabit knows what sin really is.
And regardless of what the church says, I don't think I'll go to hell for masturbating.