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haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

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@lemondrop
You should also study astronomy so you can know UranusπŸ™‚

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Eat a papaya.

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@Trev33
Or maybe a MAMAya.

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I read that as long as I'm able to fart I should be ok

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Eight pints of Guinness will sort you out

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You could try a coat hanger with the end bent into a little hook and take matters into your own hands....

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@sonhouse said
@lemondrop
You could try a coat hanger with the end bent into a little hook and take matters into your own hands....
He wants to evacuate his bowels not break into a car 😲

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I'm not in need of a back alley abortion

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@lemondrop said
I read that as long as I'm able to fart I should be ok
You're clearly not ok.

Fruit, vegetables, exercise and coffee. That's what you need.

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@trev33 said
You're clearly not ok.

Fruit, vegetables, exercise and coffee. That's what you need.
sounds like quality advice
I have a can of corn and some fig newtons

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@lemondrop said
haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious
Is that why some say you’re often full of it?

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@lemondrop said
I read that as long as I'm able to fart I should be ok
where's rusty when I need him?

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Have you got anything stashed up your back passage ?
Rustys nose doesn't count πŸ˜†

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@the-gravedigger said
Have you got anything stashed up your back passage ?
Rustys nose doesn't count πŸ˜†
probably
that's why I'm constipated

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