08 Oct 21
@great-big-stees saidThe trots the runs the OH MY GOD NO!! NOT NOW!!
Exactly what does constipation cure?🤔😲
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08 Oct 21
@contenchess saidWell it was “bound” to happen.😲
The trots the runs the OH MY GOD NO!! NOT NOW!!
08 Oct 21
@great-big-stees saidI actually designed a line a clothing that incorporated a bag within the pants so their was no need to stop your daily life....just go.
Well it was “bound” to happen.😲
Nobody invested in my clothing line.
I've got 36 boxes of poop pants in my garage 😒
08 Oct 21
@orangutan saidI'm so old I remember the punchline
Ask a mathematician,
They can usually work things out with just a pencil and a sheet of paper.
He worked it out with a sliderule.
@contenchess saidLMAO I'm not a doctor I'm in Nursing and believe me, what I am saying is spot on and almost any GI specialist would say the same thing. Stool softener first then move onto Mag Citrate while drinking water through it and long after it. It will flush anything out of your system.
@VESPIN
You're a quack. A fake doctor.
Lemondrop! Get a coat hanger... let's do this 😡
Plus, he should see a primary and a GI doctor to do a follow to see if a colonoscopy and endo is due at this time even if there is no chronic condition at all. At some point men and woman need and should have this done. It is indicated to start with this at 40 years of age no matter what.
If Lemondrop is having issues it is not to be taken lightly. I gave him a safe and most efficient way of easing his current problem. But it is the best idea to follow up with those procedures as they are no really invasive. Same day and they are over very quickly and you are asleep through them both.
However I have laughed my A$$ off at your idea's and you really make me laugh.
But in this case I don't think anyone wants to see those things happen to Lemondrop.
But you are definitely hysterically funny. But not the best Idea to help the situation. lol lol I know quite about health as I have been trained and in the field for a very long time along with lots of books and study.
Feel better Lemon. I hope my advice will serve you will. I'm sure it will if you follow my instructions. You will be happy you did.
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08 Oct 21
@vespin saidTypical westerner going to drugs first rather than lifestyle change.
If this is for real and not a joke I am missing? First, Stool softeners to start.
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Secondly, when you use this, use it with water or yellow Gatorade. You can use this twice a day and it's easy on the system.
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This is just a suggestion and I hope it helps. Feel better.
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08 Oct 21
@vespin saidAn unfortunate veteran of a few manual disimpactions recommends: Double gloving!
LMAO I'm not a doctor I'm in Nursing and believe me, what I am saying is spot on and almost any GI specialist would say the same thing. Stool softener first then move onto Mag Citrate while drinking water through it and long after it. It will flush anything out of your system.
Plus, he should see a primary and a GI doctor to do a follow to see if a colonoscopy and endo i ...[text shortened]... vice will serve you will. I'm sure it will if you follow my instructions. You will be happy you did.