constipation cures

@lemondrop said
@Contenchess
I like sunflower seeds
I think I'll give that a try
how many do I eat?

@trev33 said
I’ve heard anal sex is good at relieving constipation, stick a carrot up your bum, that’ll do the trick.

@contenchess said
I've had 2 girlfriends who didn't believe me.

Now they know 😏

I made them call me Dr. Layingthepipe.

True story.

@lemondrop said
did the carrot hurt much?
did it make you wanna holler?

damn
this thread is doomed
anal sex
dynamite up the bum
carrots
at least I got some useful info

Sunflower seeds!!

That or the remanufactured coat hanger 🤔

yep
doomed

What about a vacuum?
Like an industrial shop vacuum...

Think about it.

@contenchess said
What about a vacuum?
Like an industrial shop vacuum...

Think about it.

@lemondrop

Seriously though...I have the opposite problem.
I have to eat cheese just to be normal.
If I don't it's watery mud butt.
It's like I'm pissing out of my ass.

And the smell 😳 Good God have some mercy!!
I won't talk about the burning 😒

If that doesn't shut the thread down then we have some cool mods. 😏

As long as colon cancer is ruled out.
On a serious note.

@lemondrop said
haven't gone in six days
I'm going with stool softeners as a start
please keep this thread civil
this could be serious

@contenchess said
@lemondrop

Seriously though...I have the opposite problem.
I have to eat cheese just to be normal.
If I don't it's watery mud butt.
It's like I'm pissing out of my ass.

And the smell 😳 Good God have some mercy!!
I won't talk about the burning 😒

@eladar said
Psyllium helps with this too.