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@lemondrop said
damn
this thread is doomed
anal sex
dynamite up the bum
carrots
at least I got some useful info
You were fortunate to even get a few good suggestions.

You should know better by now than to ask for information in the forums.

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@mghrn55 said
As long as colon cancer is ruled out.
On a serious note.
Signs and symptoms of colon cancer include: A persistent change in your bowel habits, including diarrhea or constipation or a change in the consistency of your stool. Rectal bleeding or blood in your stool.

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thanks everyone
I decided on mineral oil
took a couple of shot glasses of it
been on the throne for the last hour or so
it's a mess

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@lemondrop said
thanks everyone
I decided on mineral oil
took a couple of shot glasses of it
been on the throne for the last hour or so
it's a mess
TMI....The mineral oil worked would have been sufficient. 😉

You should drink more water and get lots of exercise. A glass of prune juice wouldn't hurt either. I am regular every morning for sure after I've had my coffee. Someone told me it may be the coffee. I also get my exercise and drink lots of water. I don't drink prune juice as I don't care for it, but would if I had to.

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@divegeester said
A copy paste from the first hit in your google search.
Actually from my medical book on the digestive system. There are 11 systems, this one and the heart are my two favorite. But you would be correct in assuming google would have the same information. But not always which is why I always look to my medical books. They are always accurate unlike Google search.

Those are my words plus the words directly from my book. Anatomy and physiology along with pharmacology.

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@trev33 said
Typical westerner going to drugs first rather than lifestyle change.
You are a dope. I'm sorry what is your degree in? A stool softener is not drugs, and if you don't clear yourself out you can perf and then you don't have to worry about anything. You know why? Your dead at that point or wish you were.

The advice of a short term goal of helping him clear himself out along with seeing the primary / specialist is the best way to help him at the moment but also states he needs to get professional help to make sure there is nothing seriously wrong. Fairly bright Idea however simple it may be. Sorry you didn't think of it.

The lifestyle change can't come from me nor was it the topic of this thread. His lifestyle change must come from him reading, and studying while getting the advice of his GI doctor who can help guide him. Plus they would add a nutritionist who are experts in this field as well to help him. It all depends on what they find which will determine if they do those procedures.

And yes, I am a westerner, but far from typical.

The leader of Metallica also said to rule out cancer. How do you think one does that? You see a doctor. I guess we just use our brains. I'm sure that is what you meant. 🙂

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@vespin said
Actually from my medical book on the digestive system. There are 11 systems, this one and the heart are my two favorite. But you would be correct in assuming google would have the same information. But not always which is why I always look to my medical books. They are always accurate unlike Google search.

Those are my words plus the words directly from my book. Anatomy and physiology along with pharmacology.
The alimentary canal, it’s a long fascinating story at 8-10 meters.

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@drewnogal said
The alimentary canal, it’s a long fascinating story at 8-10 meters.
very true 🙂 Also known as the part of gastrointestinal tract. A lot of moving parts. Good Post!

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@vespin said
Actually from my medical book on the digestive system.
No, you are lying, it’s was from the first hit on a google search of the text string which you copy/pasted and are now trying to fob off as part of your make believe studies. I copy pasted your text into google search and it came up verbatim as the first return.



🙂

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@vespin said

Those are my words plus the words directly from my book. Anatomy and physiology along with pharmacology.
No, they are copy/pasted from the internet.

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@vespin said
very true 🙂 Also known as the part of gastrointestinal tract. A lot of moving parts. Good Post!
As claimed medical person, tell us what are the “lots of moving parts” of the gastrointestinal tract?

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@vespin said
Good Post!
What was it you particularly liked about her post?

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@very-rusty said

You should know better by now than to ask for information in the forums.
And yet you keep bumping your own thread asking for information about HandyAndy.

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slow down gooster
can I get into the dive longue now?
you need a partner now that FMF has gone his merry way

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@lemondrop said
slow down gooster
can I get into the dive longue now?
you need a partner now that FMF has gone his merry way
I have made an appeal to claim FMF’s body and I’m setting up a Frankensteinien laboratory to attempt to reanimate it.

I need a new brain for my creature…

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