Corrupt-A-Wish

Originally posted by Nordlys
You get your pepperoni pizza. It also has raisins on it. They are under the cheese and thus impossible to take off.

I wish I were less antsy.

You get your wish and become less antsy by accidentally swallowing a bottle of Prozac, but have to endure being hugged by a thousand Haitian immigrants on their way to a cheese festival.

I wish everything I wished would come true except for anything bad to happen to me or anyone else, except for the next person if they aren't nice to me. 😛

Originally posted by cashthetrash
You get your wish and become less antsy by accidentally swallowing a bottle of Prozac, but have to endure being hugged by a thousand Haitian immigrants on their way to a cheese festival.

I wish everything I wished would come true except for anything bad to happen to me or anyone else, except for the next person if they aren't nice to me. 😛

Ta-da! Everything you have wished has indeed come true in that nothing bad has happened to you or anyone else. The Big Bang never occured and no one has ever existed.

I wish I had mad trombone skills.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Ta-da! Everything you have wished has indeed come true in that nothing bad has happened to you or anyone else. The Big Bang never occured and no one has ever existed.

I wish I had mad trombone skills.

Done but you have no lips.


I wish I were shorter....in stature.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Done but you have no lips.


I wish I were shorter....in stature.

Impossible, the world never existed. I wish that was wrong.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Impossible, the world never existed. I wish that was wrong.

Ask and ye shall receive! It is indeed wrong and the univers does indeed exist. Unfortunately there was a bit of a mix up in the re-allocation of matter and you are now krill.

I wish I was Great Big Stees. My junk is too big.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Ask and ye shall receive! It is indeed wrong and the univers does indeed exist. Unfortunately there was a bit of a mix up in the re-allocation of matter and you are now krill.

I wish I was Great Big Stees. My junk is too big.

Granted. One mans junk is anothers treasure.

I wish I get myself to buy a lottery ticket instead of investing.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Granted. One mans junk is anothers treasure.

I wish I get myself to buy a lottery ticket instead of investing.

Granted, when the clerk checks your ticket, he tells you it is a loser and keeps it for himself.

I wish I had balls so big I had to push them around in a shopping cart.

Originally posted by dryhump
Granted, when the clerk checks your ticket, he tells you it is a loser and keeps it for himself.

I wish I had balls so big I had to push them around in a shopping cart.

Okay....... you get your wish, however, scientists are facsinated by your new....condition..... and strap you down to a dissection table. And for the rest.....use your imagination. 😛

I wish that I had a million dollars.

Originally posted by beatlemania
Okay....... you get your wish, however, scientists are facsinated by your new....condition..... and strap you down to a dissection table. And for the rest.....use your imagination. 😛

I wish that I had a million dollars.

Wish granted but I just stole your identity and your million dollars.

I wish I wouldn't get caught.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Wish granted but I just stole your identity and your million dollars.

I wish I wouldn't get caught.

Granted! However, after I commit sucicide, my ghost haunts you until you jump out of a 15th story window.

I wish that I had an Uzzie.

Originally posted by beatlemania
Granted! However, after I commit sucicide, my ghost haunts you until you jump out of a 15th story window.

I wish that I had an Uzzie.

Ta-da!! You have an Uzzie! After you've shot it three times, it jams, and while you fidget with you new gun, you accidently shoot you nuts off and go through life as an infertile hermit with a jamned-for-eternity-Uzzie.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

Originally posted by Acemaster
Ta-da!! You have an Uzzie! After you've shot it three times, it jams, and while you fidget with you new gun, you accidently shoot you nuts off and go through life as an infertile hermit with a jamned-for-eternity-Uzzie.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

As you wish, your wish was never corrupted because it never existed.

I wish I had high speed internet instead of dial-up.

Originally posted by beatlemania
As you wish, your wish was never corrupted because it never existed.

I wish I had high speed internet instead of dial-up.

You get your high speed internet, however your computer was just stolen the day beforehand.

I wish I was rich.

Originally posted by Acemaster
You get your high speed internet, however your computer was just stolen the day beforehand.

I wish I was rich.

You are rich but your real name is Bob, now you are poor
I wish I had a watermelon

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
You are rich but your real name is Bob, now you are poor
I wish I had a watermelon

You have been given your watermelon by a Jeanie in a bottle, but Kirksey stole it, then he and Bro Erwin ate it.