Originally posted by NordlysYou get your wish and become less antsy by accidentally swallowing a bottle of Prozac, but have to endure being hugged by a thousand Haitian immigrants on their way to a cheese festival.
You get your pepperoni pizza. It also has raisins on it. They are under the cheese and thus impossible to take off.
I wish I were less antsy.
I wish everything I wished would come true except for anything bad to happen to me or anyone else, except for the next person if they aren't nice to me. 😛
Originally posted by cashthetrashTa-da! Everything you have wished has indeed come true in that nothing bad has happened to you or anyone else. The Big Bang never occured and no one has ever existed.
You get your wish and become less antsy by accidentally swallowing a bottle of Prozac, but have to endure being hugged by a thousand Haitian immigrants on their way to a cheese festival.
I wish everything I wished would come true except for anything bad to happen to me or anyone else, except for the next person if they aren't nice to me. 😛
I wish I had mad trombone skills.
Originally posted by FleabittenDone but you have no lips.
Ta-da! Everything you have wished has indeed come true in that nothing bad has happened to you or anyone else. The Big Bang never occured and no one has ever existed.
I wish I had mad trombone skills.
I wish I were shorter....in stature.
Originally posted by cashthetrashAsk and ye shall receive! It is indeed wrong and the univers does indeed exist. Unfortunately there was a bit of a mix up in the re-allocation of matter and you are now krill.
Impossible, the world never existed. I wish that was wrong.
I wish I was Great Big Stees. My junk is too big.
Originally posted by FleabittenGranted. One mans junk is anothers treasure.
Ask and ye shall receive! It is indeed wrong and the univers does indeed exist. Unfortunately there was a bit of a mix up in the re-allocation of matter and you are now krill.
I wish I was Great Big Stees. My junk is too big.
I wish I get myself to buy a lottery ticket instead of investing.
Originally posted by Great Big SteesGranted, when the clerk checks your ticket, he tells you it is a loser and keeps it for himself.
Granted. One mans junk is anothers treasure.
I wish I get myself to buy a lottery ticket instead of investing.
I wish I had balls so big I had to push them around in a shopping cart.
Originally posted by dryhumpOkay....... you get your wish, however, scientists are facsinated by your new....condition..... and strap you down to a dissection table. And for the rest.....use your imagination. 😛
Granted, when the clerk checks your ticket, he tells you it is a loser and keeps it for himself.
I wish I had balls so big I had to push them around in a shopping cart.
I wish that I had a million dollars.
Originally posted by beatlemaniaWish granted but I just stole your identity and your million dollars.
Okay....... you get your wish, however, scientists are facsinated by your new....condition..... and strap you down to a dissection table. And for the rest.....use your imagination. 😛
I wish that I had a million dollars.
I wish I wouldn't get caught.
Originally posted by beatlemaniaTa-da!! You have an Uzzie! After you've shot it three times, it jams, and while you fidget with you new gun, you accidently shoot you nuts off and go through life as an infertile hermit with a jamned-for-eternity-Uzzie.
Granted! However, after I commit sucicide, my ghost haunts you until you jump out of a 15th story window.
I wish that I had an Uzzie.
I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.
Originally posted by AcemasterAs you wish, your wish was never corrupted because it never existed.
Ta-da!! You have an Uzzie! After you've shot it three times, it jams, and while you fidget with you new gun, you accidently shoot you nuts off and go through life as an infertile hermit with a jamned-for-eternity-Uzzie.
I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.
I wish I had high speed internet instead of dial-up.