I have to kill a mouse.

Originally posted by TSaffle
i do like trees but am not a "tree-hugger".

what kind of tree hugger uses sticky traps on animals huh? your question sort of answers itself does it not?

what's with the granny thing? and why do you feel a need to sign your posts? seems lame

I said, "Are you a tree hugger ALSO". Meaning , you seam to go overboard....not wanting to be cruel to an animal that has been a carrier of the worst pestilence and pain the world has ever seen. Just wondering if you love trees so much that you don't want them to be cut down to build the house you live in? Seams lame to me.
Granny is very polite and signs all her posts.

F. GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
an animal that has been a carrier of the worst pestilence and pain the world has ever seen

Homo sapiens?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why do you have to kill it? Are you too lazy to come up with a better solution?

Are you too lazy to read the thread ?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why do you have to kill it? Are you too lazy to come up with a better solution?

Wah, Wah!
Why do you have to kill bacteria, just because they make you sick?
Poor little mousey wousey!
You're sooo much kinder than the rest of us killers of vermin.
Seriously, are you aware that the Plague is making a comeback here and there? Mice and rats carry the Plague and many OTHER diseases.

F. GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
Wah, Wah!
Why do you have to kill bacteria, just because they make you sick?
Poor little mousey wousey!
You're sooo much kinder than the rest of us killers of vermin.
Seriously, are you aware that the Plague is making a comeback here and there? Mice and rats carry the Plague and many OTHER diseases.

F. GRANNY.

Hey idiot, rats are not the same as mice. Different genus and all that.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Homo sapiens?

Speaking for yourself? Why don't you adopt wild mice and keep them for pets? As far as i'm concerned you can die of any disease you like.

F. GRANNY.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Are you too lazy to read the thread ?

The grenade was the best suggestion, although I wouldn't underestimate the poetry.

Which is most correct:
1. You are your friend's slave so you have to kill the mouse, ignoring alternatives like removing it so it can't scare her anymore;
2. You get off on killing mice;
3. You think killing this mouse will get you laid; or
4. Any combination of the above.

Originally posted by smw6869
Wah, Wah!
Why do you have to kill bacteria, just because they make you sick?
Poor little mousey wousey!
You're sooo much kinder than the rest of us killers of vermin.
Seriously, are you aware that the Plague is making a comeback here and there? Mice and rats carry the Plague and many OTHER diseases.

F. GRANNY.

Why are you crying? I'm not particularly interested in the mouse's fate; I'm just curious to know why huckleberry has to kill it.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why are you crying? I'm not particularly interested in the mouse's fate; I'm just curious to know why huckleberry has to kill it.

Yeah, but what about the PLAGUE?

Originally posted by Palynka
Yeah, but what about the PLAGUE?

I already inhabit a completely germ-free environment, complete with sterilised pet mice. As for huckleberry, if I were the plague, I'd run a mile.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The grenade was the best suggestion, although I wouldn't underestimate the poetry.

Which is most correct:
1. You are your friend's slave so you have to kill the mouse, ignoring alternatives like removing it so it can't scare her anymore;
2. You get off on killing mice;
3. You think killing this mouse will get you laid; or
4. Any combination of the above.

None of the above....nice try. You're usually better at this sort of thing. Out of practice ?

Originally posted by Palynka
Yeah, but what about the PLAGUE?

Most wild mice are carriers of the GGAY!

Fact!!!

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
None of the above....nice try.

So none of them is most correct. Is any of them least correct?

What's the big secret anyway? Why do you have to kill this mouse?

Originally posted by rbmorris
Most wild mice are carriers of the GGAY!

Fact!!!

I suspect somebody's trying to cover up the evidence.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why do you have to kill this mouse?

My money's on Karma.