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Originally posted by Palynka
Hey idiot, rats are not the same as mice. Different genus and all that.
They are both carriers of the same diseases. I don't know if they're the same genus of not. What does that have to do with there ability to carry disease? And why am i an idiot because im telling you the truth? Just looking for a good argument, eh? Contact a microbiologist and get the facts. Genus, species, family, class, order, phylum....who cares? They carry disease! KILL THEM! Kill them all till the streets run red with their vile blood. Ah, just kidding about blood in streets.

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Originally posted by smw6869
They are both carriers of the same diseases. I don't know if they're the same genus of not. What does that have to do with there ability to carry disease? And why am i an idiot because im telling you the truth? Just looking for a good argument, eh? Contact a microbiologist and get the facts. Genus, species, family, class, order, phylum....who cares? They car ...[text shortened]... streets run red with their vile blood. Ah, just kidding about blood in streets.

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Here's an exercise for you.

Go to this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

1) Count instances of the word "rats".
2) Count instances of the words "mice" and "mouse".
3) Learn something from the results

Don't forget step 3).

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Originally posted by smw6869
They are both carriers of the same diseases. I don't know if they're the same genus of not. What does that have to do with there ability to carry disease? And why am i an idiot because im telling you the truth? Just looking for a good argument, eh? Contact a microbiologist and get the facts. Genus, species, family, class, order, phylum....who cares? They car ...[text shortened]... streets run red with their vile blood. Ah, just kidding about blood in streets.

F. GRANNY.
As I said before, humans also carry disease. SO KILL THEM! Yay! Killing is so much fun!

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We'd better do away with Granny, before we all catch the Stupid.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yeah, but what about the PLAGUE?
And many OTHER diseases.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
So none of them is most correct. Is any of them least correct?

What's the big secret anyway? Why do you have to kill this mouse?
The mouse is in My GF's house, and i cant be there to set the traps myself due to work.

So,

a) Isn't true for the obvious reason.
b) Isn't true because i'm not killing the mouse
c) Isn't true, but i'm too much of a gentleman to say why.
d) See my answers above.


I don't have to kill the mouse.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I have to kill a mouse. I don't have to kill the mouse.
The Great Tao has no form.

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Originally posted by Palynka
The Great Tao has no form.
Want a Mars bar?

The sheer genius of Huck's approach has just hit me. The mouse...the trap...we should get vistesd in here.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Want a Mars bar?

The sheer genius of Huck's approach has just hit me. The mouse...the trap...we should get vistesd in here.
This thread needs to be moved to Spirituality.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
This thread needs to be moved to Spirituality.
I think it needs a Hospital more urgently.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
The mouse is in My GF's house, and i cant be there to set the traps myself due to work.

So,

a) Isn't true for the obvious reason.
b) Isn't true because i'm not killing the mouse
c) Isn't true, but i'm too much of a gentleman to say why.
d) See my answers above.


I don't have to kill the mouse.
You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...and big teeth, man.

Yeah, big teeth on ya'. And he's just like this little mouse, who's just kinda cowering in the corner...shivering.

Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this mouse, how am I supposed to kill this mouse?"

And you're poking at it, you're poking at it. Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the mouse around, you know what I mean? And the mouse is scared Huck, the mouse is scared of you, shivering!

And you got these claws and these fangs. And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the mouse." With *this* you don't know how to kill the mouse, do you know what I mean?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
The mouse is in My GF's house, and i cant be there to set the traps myself due to work.

So,

a) Isn't true for the obvious reason.
b) Isn't true because i'm not killing the mouse
c) Isn't true, but i'm too much of a gentleman to say why.
d) See my answers above.


I don't have to kill the mouse.
I had a mouse in the cupboard, let out one of our rats..scared the mouse away! quite simple really... LOL

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I think it needs a Hospital more urgently.
I don't think it's in immediate danger of life, so other threads will have priority.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...and big teeth, man.

Yeah, big teeth on ya'. And he's just like this little mouse, who's just kinda cowering in the corner...shivering.

Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you' ...[text shortened]... " With *this* you don't know how to kill the mouse, do you know what I mean?
As usual......no.


But i like the bear analogy, goes with the avatar.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
As I said before, humans also carry disease. SO KILL THEM! Yay! Killing is so much fun!
Very intriguing argument, but silly as hell. Does your town or city have a meece control program? Many do. You best get on the phone and curse their killing as off. Humans wouldn't be carring disease except that they are bitten by an insect or other host which has sucked the blood of a carrier meece. Humans are then able to spread the disease. They are not at fault and should not be killed. Now, please pick out another word i've used so you can distort my views. Then again, if we all killed ourselves we wouldn't be able to get diseases and the vermin could be free at last. You're Right! Leave dem meese alone.

F. GRANNY.

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