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Originally posted by smw6869
Very intriguing argument, but silly as hell. Does your town or city have a meece control program? Many do. You best get on the phone and curse their killing as off. Humans wouldn't be carring disease except that they are bitten by an insect or other host which has sucked the blood of a carrier meece. Humans are then able to spread the disease. They are not a ...[text shortened]... ses and the vermin could be free at last. You're Right! Leave dem meese alone.

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"Humans wouldn't be carring disease except that they are bitten by an insect or other host."

That's the ONLY way to catch a disease?

"...they are bitten by an insect or other host which has sucked the blood of a carrier meece. Humans are then able to spread the disease. They are not at fault and should not be killed."

So it's the mouse's FAULT s/he's infected?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Here's an exercise for you.

Go to this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

1) Count instances of the word "rats".
2) Count instances of the words "mice" and "mouse".
3) Learn something from the results

Don't forget step 3).
Yeah, it says rhodents started the Plague. Aren't meese and rats rodents? And i didn't say they JUST carried the PLAGUE, but OTHER diseases ALSO. What do you think they mean by rhodents?

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Originally posted by rbmorris

[b]So it's the mouse's FAULT s/he's infected?
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Yes. It's a MOUSE CONSPIRACY!!! They are DELIBERATELY getting infected so that they can INFECT HUMANS who will all DIE, and then the mice plan to take over the WORLD!!!

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Originally posted by smw6869
Yeah, it says rhodents started the Plague. Aren't meese and rats rodents? And i didn't say they JUST carried the PLAGUE, but OTHER diseases ALSO. What do you think they mean by rhodents?

F. GRANNY.
They misspelt "rhododendrons".

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes. It's a [b]MOUSE CONSPIRACY!!! They are DELIBERATELY getting infected so that they can INFECT HUMANS who will all DIE, and then the mice plan to take over the WORLD!!![/b]
Mice caused 9/11!!!

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Mice shot JFK!!!

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Mice caused The Great Outage Of '08!!!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
"Humans wouldn't be carring disease except that they are bitten by an insect or other host."

[b]That's the ONLY way to catch a disease?


"...they are bitten by an insect or other host which has sucked the blood of a carrier meece. Humans are then able to spread the disease. They are not at fault and should not be killed."

So it's the mouse's FAULT s/he's infected?[/b]
I don't equate mice with humans. It's not a matter of fault. It's my daughter vs. the meese. The meese lose. It's the way of nature.

Why do we kill mosquitoes? It's not their fault they carry malaria and kill millions of people every year.

You best get in touch with health authorities and the UN for all the carnage we bestow on those poor critters.

Ah, please check on my spelling and proper English if that will help your argument.

F. GRANNY.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Mice caused The Great Outage Of '08!!!
They were also responsible for Watergate, I heard.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Mice shot JFK!!!
No, I shot JFK, and not only that, he's alive and well in the woods behind my house....killing meese.

F. GRANNY.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
They were also responsible for Watergate, I heard.
X is for Xerxes,
devoured by mice.

http://tinyurl.com/3xt5ke

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Originally posted by rbmorris
We'd better do away with Granny, before we all catch the Stupid.
Come and get me, but i hope you're packing more than a 3 inch barrel. Tee Hee.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes. It's a [b]MOUSE CONSPIRACY!!! They are DELIBERATELY getting infected so that they can INFECT HUMANS who will all DIE, and then the mice plan to take over the WORLD!!![/b]
Deliberately is a pigment of your imagination. I am King of all meese, and i shall kill every last one of them. Try to stop me.

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Originally posted by smw6869
What do you think they mean by rhodents?
I don't know. People born in Rhodes?

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Originally posted by smw6869
Yeah, it says rhodents started the Plague. Aren't meese and rats rodents?
So are squirrels and porcupines. There are many types of rodents that didn't have anything to do with the spreading of the PLAGUE.

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