04 Mar 06
Originally posted by rwingettWe cannot get them to obey us. They flee like the cowards they are. Jervis has escaped our Royal Prison and is fleeing north to meet his former command ship - the lone warship that survived the great war in the Channel only by ducking behind brave sailors and fleeing like a dog. He must be in the pay of the rebels. We're sure of it.
I see your new admiral is a coward. The English fleet cowers like beaten dogs before the mighty French navy. Why don't you send your ships out to fight? I'll be sure to give them a booming welcome.
Edit: come out and fight. Let's have this thing over and done with once and for all.
Lord Nelson's new navy is still under construction. We cannot send out a fleet that hasn't had the indoor toilets installed! Please. Have you no sense of sanitation?
04 Mar 06
Originally posted by no1marauderDid Bavaria do anything last turn? He hasn't moved at RHP in almost 14 days.
This week's Power Ratings:
1. Prussia 3
2. Russia 2
3. Ottomans 5
4. France 1
5. Austria 4
6. England 6
7. Bavaria 9
8. Algeria 8
9. Naples 10
10. Spain 11
11. Sweden 7
Somehow my dimwitted nephew (Sweden) managed to submit a turnfile with nothing but a proclamation. I'm sure that country will be back up in the ratings nex ...[text shortened]... rew up. Austria (NicolaiS) didn't move; Nicolai apparently didnt get the memo here or in MD.
04 Mar 06
Originally posted by AThousandYoungThe battle is over for you, Georgie boy. I have a greater income than you. If you don't come out of port now, I'll just keep outspending you and widening the odds between our fleets. I'll just keep you bottled up in port and let you rot on your festering island.
We cannot get them to obey us. They flee like the cowards they are. Jervis has escaped our Royal Prison and is fleeing north to meet his former command ship - the lone warship that survived the great war in the Channel only by ducking behind brave sailors and fleeing like a dog. He must be in the pay of the rebels. We're sure of it.
Lord Nelson's n ...[text shortened]... fleet that hasn't had the indoor toilets installed! Please. Have you no sense of sanitation?
05 Mar 06
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Originally posted by rwingettThat's ok! We like to frolic in the English rain. It makes us happy.
The battle is over for you, Georgie boy. I have a greater income than you. If you don't come out of port now, I'll just keep outspending you and widening the odds between our fleets. I'll just keep you bottled up in port and let you rot on your festering island.
07 Mar 06
Originally posted by MayharmDid I say small Neapolitan fleet? I meant two fishing boats. Understaffed, underpaid fishing boats. Still, they put up a sterling fight.
How amusing, I would have thought even an accursed christian would know the difference between a patrol and an invasion fleet...but it is well that my forces should appear more than they are in your eyes, Insha'Allah you will surrender all the quicker...
In Allah's name,
Emir Ma'harhamed Bey
In truth, most of the heathenish rabble jumped ship as soon as the Neapolitan flag came into view.
"Please take us back to your land! Algeria is a hole!" was more or less the gist of what they had to say.
Joachim I, King of Naples
08 Mar 06
Originally posted by dylThat was in between the "Blub, blub."?
Did I say small Neapolitan fleet? I meant two fishing boats. Understaffed, underpaid fishing boats. Still, they put up a sterling fight.
In truth, most of the heathenish rabble jumped ship as soon as the Neapolitan flag came into view.
"Please take us back to your land! Algeria is a hole!" was more or less the gist of what they had to say.
Joachim I, King of Naples