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Originally posted by angie88
haben wir noch etwas schwierigkeiten beim posten, der Herr? 😛

Mangel an Praxis, mein Freund 😞

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Originally posted by LittleBear

Mangel an Praxis, mein Freund 😞

Übung macht den Meister 😀

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Question: What is the height of Globalisation ?

Answer: Princess Diana’s Death !!!

Question: How come ??

Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles and treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

And this is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates’ technology, which he got from the Japanese, and you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips and Korean made Monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you.

THAT MY FRIEND IS GLOBALISATION.

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* THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war – haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq – ruled by a dick.

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Originally posted by dannypitany
Question: What is the height of Globalisation ?

Answer: Princess Diana’s Death !!!

Question: How come ??

Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorc ...[text shortened]... stanis, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you.

THAT MY FRIEND IS GLOBALISATION.
There's no such thing as 'Scottish whiskey'

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bump!

While I'm waiting fir dale and lb return, you can post your jokes here.
I'm sad this thread being on page seven.... :'(

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Girls night out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to 'tinkle', so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst . . . my wife came home with no panties! "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her @$$ that said: From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.

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Explain this!!

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of having sex, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a cucumber.

She got completely upset. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said, calmly,

"I'll explain the cucumber if you can explain our three kids."


😀

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Bump

Here is the original thread:

http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=8622

😀😀😀😀😀

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why, "they asked, as they moved off.


"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why, "they asked, as they moved off.


"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I don't get it 😞

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Originally posted by angie88
I don't get it 😞
If you change your title to something less disgusting, I'll explain it.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why, "they asked, as they moved off.


"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I can match that....
A neutron walks into a bar....ask's "How much for a beer?", Bartender says, "for you, no charge."

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Originally posted by ark13
If you change your title to something less disgusting, I'll explain it.
I'm waiting 😉

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Originally posted by angie88
I'm waiting 😉
I said LESS disgusting.

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