02 May 06
Originally posted by no1marauderHa! Is that what they call the Ira... er... Prussian "Information Minister"? Your beligerent self-confidence belies the fact that this war is poised on a knife's edge. Our knife and the edge of your... uhm... well, you get the picture. 😛
Then say something, you marionette or does it have to be cleared with the French Minister of Propaganda? You may PM me for terms and I assure you the Alliance will be not overly ungenerous.
02 May 06
Originally posted by HalitoseIf you carefully examine the turnfile, you'll notice the French had their entire fleet sank in the English Channel and now his and your's large armies in England are in the same plot line as a recent Tom Hanks movie. And all those Alliance ships and troops are all over the Atlantic; where will they strike next? I don't think your Spanish Armada is going to be able to do much about it.
Ha! Is that what they call the Ira... er... Prussian "Information Minister"? Your beligerent self-confidence belies the fact that this war is poised on a knife's edge. Our knife and the edge of your... uhm... well, you get the picture. 😛
02 May 06
Originally posted by no1marauderYour newfound mobility can yet play into my hands. An army thinly spread is an army quickly annihilated. Of course your maxim would be an army without income is no army at all. 😏
If you carefully examine the turnfile, you'll notice the French had their entire fleet sank in the English Channel and now his and your's large armies in England are in the same plot line as a recent Tom Hanks movie. And all those Alliance ships and troops are all over the Atlantic; where will they strike next? I don't think your Spanish Armada is going to be able to do much about it.
We'll have to wait and see if your new "toys" can safely transport anything but the bubonic plague.
02 May 06
Originally posted by HalitoseBoth you and the French have all those juicy coastal provinces un- or weakly defended. I hope you've got plenty of "WELCOME" mats available.
Your newfound mobility can yet play into my hands. An army thinly spread is an army quickly annihilated. Of course your maxim would be an army without income is no army at all. 😏
We'll have to wait and see if your new "toys" can safely transport anything but the bubonic plague.
04 May 06
Originally posted by HalitoseFleet?? That was a couple of frigates. You'll soon see what a FLEET can do.
Pounding? The only thing that took a pounding was your fleet off the coast of Scotland.
I do see that Ireland has been half liberated and the rest will be in Prussian hands next turn. And the Iberian isn't owned by just Spain anymore! Nice of you to share.
04 May 06
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Originally posted by no1marauderI'm afraid you were too slow in contacting me, Clausey. I signed a mutual defence pact with France shortly after Bavaria disappeared, and, being an honourable King, I have followed through with my agreement. That's just the way it goes sometimes.
Spain took a pounding and Naples picked the wrong side.
Veni, vidi, I stuck my boot up Sweden's bum.
Joachim I, King of Naples
(Edit: Being a cavalry commander, it goes without saying I am wearing spurs.)
04 May 06
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Originally posted by dylI signed a mutual defence pact with France shortly after Bavaria disappeared, and, being an honourable King, I have followed through with my agreement. That's just the way it goes sometimes.
I'm afraid you were too slow in contacting me, Clausey. I signed a mutual defence pact with France shortly after Bavaria disappeared, and, being an honourable King, I have followed through with my agreement. That's just the way it goes sometimes.
Veni, vidi, I stuck my boot up Sweden's bum.
Joachim I, King of Naples
(Edit: Being a cavalry commander, it goes without saying I am wearing spurs.)
Umm...you signed a mutual defense pact with France? Weren't you supposed to be like helping me not die? You're just lucky France and Prussia didn't ally against you after England wasn't there to distract them.
04 May 06
Originally posted by AThousandYoungI tried to help. I'm missing my other boot and Napoleon now walks with a decided limp.
[b]I signed a mutual defence pact with France shortly after Bavaria disappeared, and, being an honourable King, I have followed through with my agreement. That's just the way it goes sometimes.
Umm...you signed a mutual defense pact with France? Weren't you supposed to be like helping me not die? You're just lucky France and Prussia didn't ally against you after England wasn't there to distract them.[/b]
04 May 06
Originally posted by dylYour honorable French ally was, at the same time, attempting to get Prussia and Sweden to attack you. Your "mutual defense pact" would have been promptly disregarded by France; he kept agitating for a 5 on 2 war (Prussia, France, Russia, Sweden and Spain v. you and the Ottomans). I'm not sure he would have followed through, but that's what he was saying. Prussia and Sweden could have smashed your forces in Northern Italy a few turns ago if we had wanted; that project will be accomplished later anyway. The side you have joined has suffered done nothing but suffer defeats at the hands of the Alliance; far worse is coming.
I'm afraid you were too slow in contacting me, Clausey. I signed a mutual defence pact with France shortly after Bavaria disappeared, and, being an honourable King, I have followed through with my agreement. That's just the way it goes sometimes.
Veni, vidi, I stuck my boot up Sweden's bum.
Joachim I, King of Naples
(Edit: Being a cavalry commander, it goes without saying I am wearing spurs.)
04 May 06
Originally posted by dylThat must have been the least impressive kick in the ash ever. Maybe it was a kinky sex game; Napoleon doesn't seem particularly cowed by the might of Naples' foot, not to mention her military.
I tried to help. I'm missing my other boot and Napoleon now walks with a decided limp.
